Your Emperor wants you!
The mighty Imperial Army is looking for top talent to help crush the destructive and illegal rebellion against the Galactic Empire. If you've got a penchant for hunting down Jedi knights and enjoy a good blaster battle, we've got the job for you!
Travel the galaxy while getting the credits you need for that new landspeeder. Future opportunity for advancement to 501st, TIE fighter and AT-AT pilot positions may be available.
Duties and Responsibilities
- Enforce imperial law and squash rebellion across the galaxy. You'll be an important pawn in our campaign for galactic dominance.
- Regularly check all subjects of the Empire for identification. In particular, you'll need to alert the business of droids.
- Stay alert against cute and/or furry creatures, keeping an eye out for guerilla attacks from Jawas, Ewoks, and Wookies.
- Set up traps to stop the Rebellion.
- Stand watch and guard captives. Your ability to resist Jedi mind tricks will be critical to the company's success.
- Represent the Galactic brand across the empire!
- Marksmanship training not required
- English language preferred
- Ability to stay in uniform for 72+ hours at a time
- Height must be between 6'1" - 6'2"
- Genetic clone of Jango Fett nice to have, but not required
- Works well with others - synchronicity is key
- 401k (no matching).
- Annual bonus plan based on empire and individual performance.
- HMO - 100% medical coverage for minor injuries with Imperial physicians. Catastrophic injuries will not be covered. There are more of you.
- No dental, helmets provided.
The Empire is a fast-growing, command and control company. All employees are united in their mission to enforce the will of the empire. We don't offer a lot of work / life balance, but we do offer free in-office lunches. Don't underestimate the power of the force.
Uniforms and weapons will be provided to hired candidates.
Must not have history of work with Jedis. Wookies not welcome.
The Galactic Empire is not an equal opportunity employer.
Santa Monica, CA
Sat, 7 Oct 2017 15:30:31 PDT